Dinner Guessing Game - Joke eBaum s World
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. I wake up every morning thinking about how I can fit and change my life. "I'll give you a clue the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls." spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating, asshole!". And the mother says, "When the baby cries.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. Lately, this "may" be actually happening.
And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.